Pop Goes The Football – Will the ‘Tic click?
Little Football Boots returns to advise Big Tony Mowbray
Continuing our series of Pop Goes The Football, the return of Tony Mowbray brought some cheer to Celtic fans during a flat summer. He may not have been everyone’s choice for the Celtic Park hotseat but he had that ABS quality.
Anyone But Strachan.
Yes, the stats of three titles, two last 16s of the Champions League and three domestic cups will be recited by the Strachanistas but he overstayed his welcome by at least one year and the football on offer near the end was turgid.
There was hope that Tony Mowbray would bring excitement back to Celtic Park and he hasnt disappointed.
Okay, a lot of this is due to absolute helter-skelter defending as opposed to swashbuckling attacking play…but there has been some of that.
Anyways, Little Boots has already provided WeKnowSFA to put the boot into Gordon Smith, which is always fun and now the attention turns to the confusion over Tony Mowbrays first half-season. There have been good and bad moments so far, so take it away……

Little Football Boots – ‘Tic’
A past that he could bring
He was a bit Celtic minded
So the fans would sing
And although it’s not healthy
To sit and moan all day
But at least he’s not Strachan
He’s Tony Mow-be-ray
A good pre-season fades away
Why did you loan out Darren O’Dea?
Glen Loovens not okay you know
We should have clicked like two parts in a puzzle
The guy who started the huddle
Tic, now your stuck in a mess
Even Boruc fails to impress
Tic, now we’re falling behind
All because of a poor backline
That and we must not forget
Forwards that can’t find the net..find the net
Some people say its religion
Although that’s not right
But some of the subs made
Have people saying Oh Christ!
But the football is better
Than it was before
If only defenders
Could lock the back door
European footballs gone away
Please make McGeady stay
Glen Loovens not okay you know
Some parts have clicked like Crosas and N’Guemo
Get some more in the January window
Tic, yes we’re needing to spend
Or the seasons dreams will come to an end
Tic, with all the empty seats
The diddy teams we have to beat
With goals to bring the punters back
And stop Mowbray from getting the, getting the sack
When things looks as they’re getting better
Its messed up by a defender
A centre half is what we’re wishing
Or a full back that holds his position
Ki Sung Yeung will do a job if you
Give him a forward to pass to
Tell me a part of it was true
Tell me
We clicked like two parts in a puzzle
The guy who started the huddle
Tic, we don’t mean to rant
Or point fingers like Peter Grant
Tic, no, its not too late
To make this season really great
Spend, get some players in
Its the only way we’re going to win
This is a live version of the track from Chicago..which means she can go abroad and put in a good performance...not something every Scottish club can say!
Other tracks in the Pop Goes The Football back catalogue include:
Eddie May-ly Cyrus with ’Bairns Need The Climb’
Killie Perry with ‘Waking Up In Killie’
Little Football Boots with ‘Gordon’s Stuck On Repeat’
and
Lady Hail Hail with ‘Bad Defence’
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