Pop Goes The Football – Katie wakes up in Killie
She kissed Hamill…and she liked it!
Now, the eagle eyed reader will note that Katy Perry and Russell Brand have been romantically linked of late with the comedian taking the singer to see his beloved West Ham United. No doubt many thought he would take her up the Arsenal but nope, the Emirates was sidestepped in favour of the Hammers.
WeKnowSFA can reveal that Perry has a soft spot for Kilmarnock, no doubt enticed by the pies and the feel-good hits of the summer duo Jim Jeffries and Billy Broon. The Chuckle Brothers have nothing on the Kilmarnock dynamic management duo and who can blame a girl for following the team managed by these guys.
Still, as they say in Ayrshire, its all relative.
Killie Perry – ‘Thats What You Get For Waking Up In Killie’
We got beat again last night
We need a striker ’cause we’re so bad and looking low
I lost my fake ID but you look like Jim Jeffries
Spare me your freakin’ glummy looks
Now don’t blame me
You want to walk out and get the hell out of town
Don’t be a baby
Kyle isn’t sold yet
Grow up and stop your moaning all the time now
That’s what you get for waking up in Killie
Get up and buy some pies that we’re so proud of
That’s what you get for waking up in Killie
Why are these folk not bright
Oh, did we get gubbed last night, oh well no surprise,
Was Danny Invisible again?
Don’t call your mother
‘Cause she is my auntie too
Don’t be a baby
Kyle isn’t sold yet
Grow up and get yourself into the town now
That’s what you get for waking up in Killie
Do we need to listen to Billy effin Brown now?
That’s what you get for waking up in Killie
You got me into this
Relegation coming soon, situation total doom
Send out an S.O.S.
And pray that Eddie May
Will keep us in this league
Don’t be a baby
Kyle isn’t sold yet[x3]
Told me, you told me, you told me
Get up and buy some pies that we’re so proud of
That’s what you get for waking up in Killie
Get up and get the bus that goes to Ibrox
Just like the others waking up in Killie
Thats what you get honey
Get the bus fare, get, get, get the bus fare, c’mon!
Give me some cash out baby
Give me some cash out, honey
Other tracks in the Pop Goes The Football back catalogue include:
Little Football Boots with ‘Gordon’s Stuck On Repeat’
and
Lady Hail Hail with ‘Bad Defence’
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