23rd Dec2009

Pop Goes The Football – Celtic have a ‘Bad Defence’

by WeKnowSFA

Lady Hail Hail kicks off the festive fun and frolics at WeKnowSFA

During the Christmas and New Year period, many papers and online sites give time over to articles that are a bit more whimsical than would normally take centre stage. Whether this is because there is less news around at this time of year or the writers have all been hitting the Christmas spirit in a big way, who knows.

Regardless, WeKnowSFA is not going to buck the trend and will hopefully offer up a series called Pop Goes The Football, mixing Scottish football and music in a way that no one has bothered to do so far. And there is probably a reason for that!!

First up – Lady Hail Hail with a re-working of her recent hit, which is now entitled ‘Bad Defence’

Lady GaGa in the Hoops

Even the most casual Scottish football fan knows that a bad defence is the major problem for Celtic at the moment and boss Tony Mowbray must be tearing his hair out at the clown-esque performances he sees on a weekly basis.

Glen Loovens was the Chief Coco the Clown at Tynecastle but throughout the season, Gary Caldwell and Stephen McManus have worn the massive shoes and brightly coloured pantaloons with pride.

The ‘Bad Defence’ may be enough to get Tony Mowbray the sack but the rumour mill appears to suggest that reinforcements may be on their way.

During this series, WeKnowSFA will try and add some of the original videos by the original acts but given the video for this track is a bit saucy, we’ll leave that one….dig it out on Youtube yourself if you need to see it!

Lady Hail Hail – ‘Bad Defence’

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught by a bad defence

Ray-ray-Tony Mowbray!
Ray-ray-Tony Mowbray!
Ray-Ray-ooh-la-la!
Don’t want the bad defence

Ray-ray-Tony Mowbray!
Ray-ray-Tony Mowbray!
Ray-Ray-ooh-la-la!
Don’t want the bad defence

I got Glenn Loovens
I got Hoof and Heid
I’d take any other
defender insteid
I want them gone
(Gone-gone-gone I want them gone)

I got N’Guemo
I got Marc Crosas
I want a striker who controls a pass
I want them now
Now-Now-Now
I need them now
(Now-Now-Now I need them now)

You know that I’ll sell them
If anyone would need them
I got it bad, my bad defence

I got Glenn Loovens
I got Hoof and Heid
Cos of them I got a bad defence
(Oh-oh-oh–oh-oooh! )
And on Artur Boruc
I cannot depend
Cos of them I got a bad defence

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Done by a bad defence
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Done by a bad defence

Ray-ray-Tony Mowbray!
Ray-ray-Tony Mowbray!
Ra-Ra-ooh-la-la!
Dont want the bad defence

They cos us horror
Like all of the time
Defending so criminal
It should be a crime
I want them gone
(Gone-gone-gone I want them gone)

They drive us psycho
The fans are all sick
I’ll sell them all
In a second so quick
I want them gone
Gone-gone-gone
I want them gone
(Gone-gone-gone I want them gone)

You know I choose them
(‘Cause I’m the boss baby! )
And you know I’d lose them
To be shot of my bad defence

I got Glenn Loovens
I got Hoof and Heid
I’d take any other
defender insteid
I want them gone
(Gone-gone-gone I want them gone)

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Done by a bad defence

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